Starting on Monday 2nd November from 9:30am the Maintenance Volunteers are re-convening to tackle winter tasks on and around the green. Paths, flower beds, trees, clubhouse, etc. Something for all. Every Monday, morning only, when and if you can help. If you have some time to spare and would like to help then please come along to the green and join in with the other volunteers. Thank you. Ian Wilson
Pre-Season Meal – Please Respond by 13th November
Here’s a message from the Social Committee sub-group looking at arranging a lunch out for all Club Members:
“Hello Everyone, Your Social Committee is planning a pre-season lunchtime meal in late February and we would like to know whether you would be interested in attending this social get together. If you are, then please can you reply by Friday, 13th November by sending an email to susansutcliffe9@gmail.com or you can WhatsApp or send a text to 07840 939004.
Depending on numbers, the date and venue are to be decided. Please remember to include your full name. Many thanks.” Sue Sutcliffe, on behalf of the Social Committee.
A Gentle Reminder
And Another One
Colin B: Now John, can you tell me why the letter W is like a scandal?
John P: I can’t see the connection. Go on then, what’s the answer?
Colin B: But it’s obvious really, because it makes ill will!
Today’s News
Just a reminder to those bowlers signed up to play at Craig y Don this winter season that today is the first day that their winter green can be used. Have fun folks.
How To Do It
Winter Team
The Vardre Winter Team won their 2nd game out of 2-played so far in this Winter Season. So, with 2-wins out of 2-games played, the team is 2nd in the ‘A’ Division, just a single point behind the leaders. Well done all.
It’s an Anniversary
The actor, Roger Moore, was born on 14th October 1927 and he died on 23rd May 2017. His second wife was Dorothy Squires, the Welsh singer.
A Riddle
Clarice: Tell me Lynn, what is the best way to make a coat last?
Lynn: I’d like to know the answer to that question Clarice.
Clarice: Well, here’s the answer. Make the waistcoat and trousers first!
Riddle Time
John B: OK Tom, whilst the game is between ends, how about I ask you a question?
Tom C: OK John, what’s the question?
John B: Why are cats like unskilled surgeons?
Tom C: Is it because they have four paws?
John B: No, that’s not the answer.
Tom C: OK, what is the answer John?
John B: Because they mew-till-late (mutilate), and destroy patience (patients).
Tom C: 😒
