Colin B: Now John, can you tell me why the letter W is like a scandal?
John P: I can’t see the connection. Go on then, what’s the answer?
Colin B: But it’s obvious really, because it makes ill will!
And Another One
Today’s News
Just a reminder to those bowlers signed up to play at Craig y Don this winter season that today is the first day that their winter green can be used. Have fun folks.
How To Do It
Winter Team
The Vardre Winter Team won their 2nd game out of 2-played so far in this Winter Season. So, with 2-wins out of 2-games played, the team is 2nd in the ‘A’ Division, just a single point behind the leaders. Well done all.
It’s an Anniversary
The actor, Roger Moore, was born on 14th October 1927 and he died on 23rd May 2017. His second wife was Dorothy Squires, the Welsh singer.
A Riddle
Clarice: Tell me Lynn, what is the best way to make a coat last?
Lynn: I’d like to know the answer to that question Clarice.
Clarice: Well, here’s the answer. Make the waistcoat and trousers first!
Riddle Time
John B: OK Tom, whilst the game is between ends, how about I ask you a question?
Tom C: OK John, what’s the question?
John B: Why are cats like unskilled surgeons?
Tom C: Is it because they have four paws?
John B: No, that’s not the answer.
Tom C: OK, what is the answer John?
John B: Because they mew-till-late (mutilate), and destroy patience (patients).
Tom C: 😒
Inner Self
Getting the Point
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