Riddle

Exit Stage Right

Marina: Hi Elaine, I wondered if you would know why the interior of a theatre is a sorry sight? Elaine: That’s an unusual question to ask me. Marina: It’s because I’m at Venue Cymru tonight and so the question just popped into my head. Elaine: OK Marina. Your wicked grin makes me think this mightContinue reading “Exit Stage Right”

Why is an elephant like a wheelbarrow? Because it can’t climb a tree!

Open Wide

Clarice: Alright Gay. Here’s a little question for you to consider whilst we’re sitting in the club house. Gay: OK Clarice. Sock it to me. Clarice: How do you swallow a door? Gay: You’ll have to tell me Clarice. Clarice: Bolt it!

More Bird Talk

David: I have a thought for you Sylvia. In what sort of syllables ought a parrot to speak? Sylvia: Not another one David. OK, despite your grin telling me that I am not going to guess the answer, please put me out of my misery and give me the answer. David: Well, a parrot wouldContinue reading “More Bird Talk”

A Joke?

John B: Hey David, Why did the young tape measure feel insecure around the older tape measures? David L: Do we have to do this in the middle of a bowls match? John B: No David, that’s not the answer. The answer is that it was afraid that it wouldn’t measure up!

Riddle

Sylvia: I’ve just heard a good riddle that I think you’ll like Carole. Carole: Well, I’ll be the judge of that Sylvia but, go ahead, let’s hear it. Sylvia: What is the most difficult river on which to get a boat? Carole: Hmm. What is the answer? Sylvia: The River Arno in Italy, because thereContinue reading “Riddle”

Occurrences

Sue B: Fiona and Keith, now I’m sure you’ll be able to answer this one. Brace yourselves. What is that which occurs twice in a moment, one in a minute, and not once in a thousand years? Keith: Hmmm. Fiona: Hmmm, alright Sue, sock-it to us. What’s the answer? Sue: The letter M.

Riddle

Clarice: Now Maureen, tell me the answer to this. Why is a little dog’s tail like the heart of a tree. Maureen: Hmm. That’s a challenging one Clarice. Er, no, I have no idea. You’ll have to give me the answer to that one. Clarice: Well Maureen, it’s because it is farthest from the bark!

Have you heard it?

Bunty: Sylvia, which of the constellations reminds you of an empty fireplace? Sylvia: But Bunty, you choose now in the middle of a game to ask me that! Ok, if it’ll make you happy, which constellation could it be? Bunty: The Great Bear (grate bare). 😏

Riddle

Sylvia: I have a riddle for you Carole. Why should doctors be less liable than others to be upset on the ocean? Carole: I’m probably going to regret asking but why would they be less liable than others? Sylvia: Simple, it’s because they are more used to see sickness!