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Sylvia: I’ve just heard a good riddle that I think you’ll like Carole. Carole: Well, I’ll be the judge of that Sylvia but, go ahead, let’s hear it. Sylvia: What is the most difficult river on which to get a boat? Carole: Hmm. What is the answer? Sylvia: The River Arno in Italy, because thereContinue reading “Riddle”

Sue B: Fiona and Keith, now I’m sure you’ll be able to answer this one. Brace yourselves. What is that which occurs twice in a moment, one in a minute, and not once in a thousand years? Keith: Hmmm. Fiona: Hmmm, alright Sue, sock-it to us. What’s the answer? Sue: The letter M.

Clarice: Now Maureen, tell me the answer to this. Why is a little dog’s tail like the heart of a tree. Maureen: Hmm. That’s a challenging one Clarice. Er, no, I have no idea. You’ll have to give me the answer to that one. Clarice: Well Maureen, it’s because it is farthest from the bark!

Bunty: Sylvia, which of the constellations reminds you of an empty fireplace? Sylvia: But Bunty, you choose now in the middle of a game to ask me that! Ok, if it’ll make you happy, which constellation could it be? Bunty: The Great Bear (grate bare). 😏

Sylvia: I have a riddle for you Carole. Why should doctors be less liable than others to be upset on the ocean? Carole: I’m probably going to regret asking but why would they be less liable than others? Sylvia: Simple, it’s because they are more used to see sickness!

Gay: Ok John, listen up. What kind of cravat would a hog be most likely to choose? JohnP: Ah Gay. Go on. You’ll have to tell me the answer to that one. Gay: A pig’s-tye, of course!

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two. Too soon for a water joke?

So, three-days of reminders about membership fees is probably enough for now: Marina: Shan, why had Eve no fear of the measles? Shan: Ah, I can’t guess the answer to that one. Why didn’t she? Marina: Because she’d Adam (had ’em)

Question: What is the best way to keep water out of your house? Answer: Don’t pay the water rates!

John B: Here’s a riddle for you. What word starts with E and ends in E and has only one letter? John B: Did you get it? it’s envelope, of course.