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Category Archives: Fun and Friendlies

Bath Time

Posted bybowlsjustroll28th October 202527th October 2025Posted inFun and Friendlies

Exit Stage Right

Marina: Hi Elaine, I wondered if you would know why the interior of a theatre is a sorry sight? Elaine: That’s an unusual question to ask me. Marina: It’s because I’m at Venue Cymru tonight and so the question just popped into my head. Elaine: OK Marina. Your wicked grin makes me think this mightContinue reading “Exit Stage Right”

Posted bybowlsjustroll18th October 202517th October 2025Posted inFun and Friendlies, Riddle

To Be Stymied

“Stymie” was a golfing term, obsolete since 1952. A player was laid “a stymie” if, on the putting green, the opponent’s ball fell in the line of his path to the hole (providing the balls were not within 6″ of each other). To hole-out could only be achieved by a very difficult lofting stroke. HenceContinue reading “To Be Stymied”

Posted bybowlsjustroll11th October 202510th October 2025Posted inFun and Friendlies

D&D Day is Back

Yes, Dominoes and Darts make their return to Vardre Deganwy today at 2:00pm. So, if you like arrows and spots in front of your eyes, this afternoon is for you. Enjoy.

Posted bybowlsjustroll7th October 20256th October 2025Posted inDiary, Fun and Friendlies

Not a Knot in the Handkerchief Needed Any More

Posted bybowlsjustroll6th October 20256th October 2025Posted inFun and Friendlies

Feathering the Nest

Posted bybowlsjustroll5th October 20253rd October 2025Posted inFun and Friendlies

Conversational French

Bob: Now Dave, you know how I am professionally interested in food? Dave P: I certainly do Bob. Your food is wonderful. Bob: Well, do you know why the French like to eat snails? Dave P: Er no. Why do they? Bob: Well they just don’t like fast food!

Posted bybowlsjustroll3rd October 20253rd October 2025Posted inFun and Friendlies

Bird Talk

Not found in built-up areas, but usually out in the open, the peacock is easily recognisable by its tail-feathers, whether those feathers are folded away or on display (see the two photographs above). Have you ever heard their vocalisations during the day? Different peacock vocalisations mean different things. The birds might let out an innocentContinue reading “Bird Talk”

Posted bybowlsjustroll28th August 202525th August 2025Posted inFun and Friendlies

Friendly Today

The next doubles friendly will be at Vardre Deganwy this afternoon versus Rhos-on-Sea. Please arrive by 1:30pm if you would like to play.

Posted bybowlsjustroll21st August 202520th August 2025Posted inDiary, Fun and Friendlies

A Joke?

John B: Hey David, Why did the young tape measure feel insecure around the older tape measures? David L: Do we have to do this in the middle of a bowls match? John B: No David, that’s not the answer. The answer is that it was afraid that it wouldn’t measure up!

Posted bybowlsjustroll19th August 202517th August 2025Posted inFun and Friendlies, Riddle

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