Category Archives: Fun and Friendlies

📷Photos of the Opening Day will be accessible here tomorrow morning.📷

I wondered why the bowl kept getting larger. Then it hit me! Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers? In case they get a hole in one! What did the camping tent say to the sleeping bag? I’ve got you covered! I am not lazy. I’m in energy saving mode?

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to need a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second patient sees his family doctor after waitingContinue reading “Hip Hop”

Back in the 1970’s this was the understanding of some words:-

David L: Sylvia, I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said “I want you to sell this to me.” So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually, he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back right now!” Sylvia:Continue reading “Give an Inch”

You know you’re getting old when “Friends with Benefits” means having someone who can drive at night!