Category Archives: Fun and Friendlies

📷Photos of the Opening Day will be accessible here tomorrow morning.📷

I wondered why the bowl kept getting larger. Then it hit me! Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers? In case they get a hole in one! What did the camping tent say to the sleeping bag? I’ve got you covered! I am not lazy. I’m in energy saving mode?

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to need a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second patient sees his family doctor after waitingContinue reading “Hip Hop”

Back in the 1970’s this was the understanding of some words:-

David L: Sylvia, I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said “I want you to sell this to me.” So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually, he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back right now!” Sylvia:Continue reading “Give an Inch”

You know you’re getting old when “Friends with Benefits” means having someone who can drive at night!

If you want to follow Santa as he traverses the globe to deliver presents and goodwill to everyone in the world, then just click here to visit the NORAD website and follow his journey live online from 9:00am (our time) on 24th December! NORAD is the North American Aerospace Defence Command, an American/Canadian bi-national bodyContinue reading “🎄Follow Santa’s Journey (Live) Around the World🎄”