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Here is a sighting of the rare plant known as the Arthurius Flat-Capped Not-Weed, hidden amongst the more usual run-of-the-mill flowers yet equally colourful. This one is in peak condition. Also, when planted in borders, or containers, they can perform for many, many years.

Miss Marple gathers all the suspects together to reveal the means, motive and opportunity of the person that she knows has hidden the pencil from the marker.

Although Nigel enthusiastically gets in some practice for hailing local buses, it looks like he might need a different type of conveyance if he should step on that bowl! All went well – he missed it.

Shan: “Doreen, what kind of paper tells you who you are?” Doreen: “I have no idea Shan.” Shan: “Tissue (’tis you).”

Some of our members, perhaps practising to take part in an Antony Gormley Appreciation Event, whereby everyone emulates one of his 100 cast-iron statues from his artwork entitled: “Another Place” on Crosby Beach.

Some actors and/or other well known people have provided us with some amusing thoughts over the years. This is one of them: “I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”