Why is an elephant like a wheelbarrow? Because it can’t climb a tree!
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Annual General Meeting
To Be Stymied
“Stymie” was a golfing term, obsolete since 1952. A player was laid “a stymie” if, on the putting green, the opponent’s ball fell in the line of his path to the hole (providing the balls were not within 6″ of each other). To hole-out could only be achieved by a very difficult lofting stroke. HenceContinue reading “To Be Stymied”
Open Wide
Clarice: Alright Gay. Here’s a little question for you to consider whilst we’re sitting in the club house. Gay: OK Clarice. Sock it to me. Clarice: How do you swallow a door? Gay: You’ll have to tell me Clarice. Clarice: Bolt it!
Philosophy
Bertrand Russell was a philosopher, logician and social critic in the 20th Century. Here are just a few of his quotes: Organised people are just too lazy to look for things. Why repeat the old errors, if there are so many new errors to commit? One must care about a world one will not see.Continue reading “Philosophy”
D&D Day is Back
Yes, Dominoes and Darts make their return to Vardre Deganwy today at 2:00pm. So, if you like arrows and spots in front of your eyes, this afternoon is for you. Enjoy.
Not a Knot in the Handkerchief Needed Any More
Feathering the Nest
Winter Bowls Craig y Don
Don’t forget to sign up to socially bowl at Craig y Don during the Winter months.
Conversational French
Bob: Now Dave, you know how I am professionally interested in food? Dave P: I certainly do Bob. Your food is wonderful. Bob: Well, do you know why the French like to eat snails? Dave P: Er no. Why do they? Bob: Well they just don’t like fast food!
Vardre Deganwy Crown Green Bowling Club 