I wondered why the bowl kept getting larger. Then it hit me! Why do golfers wear two pairs of trousers? In case they get a hole in one! What did the camping tent say to the sleeping bag? I’ve got you covered! I am not lazy. I’m in energy saving mode?
Author Archives: bowlsjustroll
Plants & Cuttings Needed Please
If you have any spare plants that you could share with the club then please bring them down to the club for planting. You would also be welcome to help with the planting if you would like to do so. The stretch in front of the Away Team area has been prepared for additional planting,Continue reading “Plants & Cuttings Needed Please”
Maintenance Morning Monday
Just a Thought
2026 Season
Please remember to put Saturday 21st March in your diary as it is the planned Opening Day of the season at the Club. Not too long now.
News February 2026
Click Here to read Ian’s update on News from the Club. Click Here to read the latest Newsletter courtesy of Dave Holland.
Maintenance Morning Monday
Don’t forget that Monday morning is almost upon us. The maintenance group hope to be there from 9:30am onwards. So, if you can and would like to come along and help out, then please do. The more volunteers the better. Also, if you want some logs for your log burner, there are branches just waitingContinue reading “Maintenance Morning Monday”
Age Screening
Log Time – Come and Get It
If you would like some logs from the Club for your log burner then now is the time to come along and collect what you want. They are branch length so you might want to bring a saw with you to turn them into nice sized pieces to fit in the boot of your car.Continue reading “Log Time – Come and Get It”
Hip Hop
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to need a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second patient sees his family doctor after waitingContinue reading “Hip Hop”
