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News February 2026

Click Here to read Ian’s update on News from the Club. Click Here to read the latest Newsletter courtesy of Dave Holland.

Don’t forget that Monday morning is almost upon us. The maintenance group hope to be there from 9:30am onwards. So, if you can and would like to come along and help out, then please do. The more volunteers the better. Also, if you want some logs for your log burner, there are branches just waitingContinue reading “Maintenance Morning Monday”

Age Screening

Log Time – Come and Get It

If you would like some logs from the Club for your log burner then now is the time to come along and collect what you want. They are branch length so you might want to bring a saw with you to turn them into nice sized pieces to fit in the boot of your car.Continue reading “Log Time – Come and Get It”

Hip Hop

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to need a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second patient sees his family doctor after waitingContinue reading “Hip Hop”

Times Change

Back in the 1970’s this was the understanding of some words:-

Give an Inch

David L: Sylvia, I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said “I want you to sell this to me.” So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually, he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back right now!” Sylvia:Continue reading “Give an Inch”

Sitting Pretty

You know you’re getting old when “Friends with Benefits” means having someone who can drive at night!

It’s the Three M’s Day

Yes, new for 2026, Maintenance Morning Monday. Volunteers, to help with all the maintenance bits and pieces around the green, are invited to attend from 9:30am onwards every Monday. You probably can’t make every Monday but as many as possible will help get things in tip-top condition before the start of the season in March.Continue reading “It’s the Three M’s Day”

Weekly Date

Yesterday’s first maintenance day of the new year went well. So, it has been decided to hold this volunteer get-together at 10am every Monday morning from now onwards. If you can’t help out every Monday, then please do come along to help on the Monday’s that you can. Thank you. Also, please remember to payContinue reading “Weekly Date”