Clarice: Now Maureen, tell me the answer to this. Why is a little dog’s tail like the heart of a tree. Maureen: Hmm. That’s a challenging one Clarice. Er, no, I have no idea. You’ll have to give me the answer to that one. Clarice: Well Maureen, it’s because it is farthest from the bark!
Monthly Archives: April 2025
Are You Weedy?
Message from John Barrington on behalf of the Maintenance Team: We are going to set up a WhatsApp Group for maintenance work at Vardre, tending to weeds and general tidy-up. If you would like to give some of your time to helping, whether occasionally or more frequently, please send your name and mobile number toContinue reading “Are You Weedy?”
Volunteers Needed Please
Vardre Deganwy is hosting a cup competition match tomorrow night (Monday 28th April) between Mochdre Park ‘A’ and Llanfairfechan ‘A’, and 2 or 3 more volunteers are sought to help in the clubhouse and/or on the green from 5:00pm. Our ‘A’ Team has a cup match elsewhere so none of them are available to help.Continue reading “Volunteers Needed Please”
It’s All in the Prep
Measure for Measure
Maybe Shakespeare used this title because he was a crown green bowler himself. But maybe he didn’t have a Referee on hand to help him with his measuring. However, we are lucky enough to have Arthur Peake, Referee, amongst our ranks, and he very kindly provided training yesterday in the art of measuring in crownContinue reading “Measure for Measure”
The Best Tune of the Day
Learning Curve
Snap
Both our ‘A’ and ‘B’ Teams earned a 6:6 draw in their matches on Saturday. Well played everyone in Ian’s and Elaine’s teams.
And Again
For the third time this week, our ‘A’ Team plays a team from Rhuddlan although today it will be on their green. Our ‘B’ Team plays at home versus East Parade today, and some of our players played another team from East Parade here on Thursday evening.
Have you heard it?
Bunty: Sylvia, which of the constellations reminds you of an empty fireplace? Sylvia: But Bunty, you choose now in the middle of a game to ask me that! Ok, if it’ll make you happy, which constellation could it be? Bunty: The Great Bear (grate bare). 😏
Vardre Deganwy Crown Green Bowling Club 