Gwyneth and Clarice, on behalf of Club Members, give a long list of demands to DaveH, the Club Secretary, that includes: all ice creams in the freezer must have a chocolate coating; any bowler over 6′ tall must bowl whilst on their knees when playing a bowler who is 5′ 2″ in height or shorter in order to negate any perspective/view/reach advantage; and, all cushions must be 6-inches in depth with a waterproof cover so they can also be used in the rain.
Vardre Deganwy Crown Green Bowling Club 