Category Archives: Riddle

Gay: Ok John, listen up. What kind of cravat would a hog be most likely to choose? JohnP: Ah Gay. Go on. You’ll have to tell me the answer to that one. Gay: A pig’s-tye, of course!

There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two. Too soon for a water joke?

So, three-days of reminders about membership fees is probably enough for now: Marina: Shan, why had Eve no fear of the measles? Shan: Ah, I can’t guess the answer to that one. Why didn’t she? Marina: Because she’d Adam (had ’em)

Question: What is the best way to keep water out of your house? Answer: Don’t pay the water rates!

John B: Here’s a riddle for you. What word starts with E and ends in E and has only one letter? John B: Did you get it? it’s envelope, of course.

Ray: OK Elaine, Carol and John, here’s a good one for you. As we have seen so much rain, this riddle came to mind. Where did Noah strike the first nail in the ark? The 3 in unison: Groan, we give up. Please tell us. Ray: On the head.

Dave H: OK Shan, Carol and Sylvia, what is the difference between a goose and an author? Carol B: Hmmm. Sylvia: Er. Shan: Put us out of our misery Dave, we give up, what’s the answer? Dave H: A goose has many quills, but an author can make a goose of himself with one quill.

Rog: Now John, tell me this, on what toe does a corn never come? John F: I’m not sure about that Rog. How about the little one? Rog: Good try John but the answer is “the mistletoe”.