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Exit Stage Right
Marina: Hi Elaine, I wondered if you would know why the interior of a theatre is a sorry sight? Elaine: That’s an unusual question to ask me. Marina: It’s because I’m at Venue Cymru tonight and so the question just popped into my head. Elaine: OK Marina. Your wicked grin makes me think this mightContinue reading “Exit Stage Right”
Riddle
Why is an elephant like a wheelbarrow? Because it can’t climb a tree!
Annual General Meeting
To Be Stymied
“Stymie” was a golfing term, obsolete since 1952. A player was laid “a stymie” if, on the putting green, the opponent’s ball fell in the line of his path to the hole (providing the balls were not within 6″ of each other). To hole-out could only be achieved by a very difficult lofting stroke. HenceContinue reading “To Be Stymied”
Open Wide
Clarice: Alright Gay. Here’s a little question for you to consider whilst we’re sitting in the club house. Gay: OK Clarice. Sock it to me. Clarice: How do you swallow a door? Gay: You’ll have to tell me Clarice. Clarice: Bolt it!
Philosophy
Bertrand Russell was a philosopher, logician and social critic in the 20th Century. Here are just a few of his quotes: Organised people are just too lazy to look for things. Why repeat the old errors, if there are so many new errors to commit? One must care about a world one will not see.Continue reading “Philosophy”
D&D Day is Back
Yes, Dominoes and Darts make their return to Vardre Deganwy today at 2:00pm. So, if you like arrows and spots in front of your eyes, this afternoon is for you. Enjoy.
Vardre Deganwy Crown Green Bowling Club 