Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to need a hip replacement. The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week. The second patient sees his family doctor after waitingContinue reading “Hip Hop”
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Times Change
Back in the 1970’s this was the understanding of some words:- ‘Memory’ was something associated with your own brain; ‘An Application’ was for employment; ‘A Programme’ was a TV show; ‘A Keyboard’ was on a piano; ‘A Web’ was a spider’s home; ‘A Hard Drive’ was a long trip in a car; ‘A Mouse Pad’Continue reading “Times Change”
Give an Inch
David L: Sylvia, I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said “I want you to sell this to me.” So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home. Eventually, he called my mobile and said, “Bring it back right now!” Sylvia:Continue reading “Give an Inch”
Sitting Pretty
You know you’re getting old when “Friends with Benefits” means having someone who can drive at night!
It’s the Three M’s Day
Yes, new for 2026, Maintenance Morning Monday. Volunteers, to help with all the maintenance bits and pieces around the green, are invited to attend from 9:30am onwards every Monday. You probably can’t make every Monday but as many as possible will help get things in tip-top condition before the start of the season in March.Continue reading “It’s the Three M’s Day”
Weekly Date
Yesterday’s first maintenance day of the new year went well. So, it has been decided to hold this volunteer get-together at 10am every Monday morning from now onwards. If you can’t help out every Monday, then please do come along to help on the Monday’s that you can. Thank you. Also, please remember to payContinue reading “Weekly Date”
Maintain Our Green
Monday 12th January at 9:30, or maybe 10am, come along to the green and take part in helping to keep the grounds looking tidy and well cared for. Just an hour or two’s commitment from as many people as possible will be of enormous help to support our more regular volunteers. Thank you in advanceContinue reading “Maintain Our Green”
Subs Due
Just a reminder to all that 2026 Club Subscriptions are due. By now you should have received an email from Elaine, the Club Secretary, with details of how to pay your subs for the upcoming season. Payments for the season ahead are always due in January so please make yours as soon as possible. ThankContinue reading “Subs Due”
Important Notice about 5th January (Rearranged for 12th)
“In view of the snow/ice forecast today and overnight, the Maintenance team has postponed tomorrow’s intended meeting (Monday 5th January) and has re-arranged it for the following Monday (12th January). Only the main roads have been gritted, work on the green itself would not be possible due to the frosts and it would be unwiseContinue reading “Important Notice about 5th January (Rearranged for 12th)”
Keeping it Regular
Ian keeps us all on our toes with a regular update of upcoming club events:- FRIDAY 2 JANUARY 2026: 10am Captains’ Meeting – Our 2nd meeting since the Club’s AGM. It appears initially that we shall not have sufficient numbers to warrant fielding a ‘C’ team in the llandudno & Colwyn League in 2026. Decisions must be madeContinue reading “Keeping it Regular”
