Kids & Their Phones

John C: Dave.

Dave P: Yes John.

John C: Look at this picture on my phone. Which would you prefer? To be killed by an elephant or by a gorilla?

Dave P: Quite honestly John, I’d rather the elephant killed the gorilla.

_{Source: “One Thousand and One Riddles, With a Few Thrown In”, Published by George Routledge and Sons Limited, London.}